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Pennsylvania Route 965 is an 11.6-mile-long (18.7 km) state highway located in Mercer County and Venango County, Pennsylvania. The route terminates at each end at U.S. Route 62. In the west, it begins in Jackson Township, before traveling through rural areas to its end in Frenchcreek Township.
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